Movie review: Beauty, Beast and that 'gay moment'

This film has issues, even without a publicity-generating gay elephant in the room.

The live-action remake of the beloved animation disappoints on a number of levels - not least the muddled sound.

It is so orchestra-heavy, the vocals are often drowned out. The only word I could make out from the opening cacophony was "Belle". 

It's like you are sat in the orchestra pit trying to listen to the choir next door.

Even the incidental music is layered on too thick, like a child given free rein of the chocolate spread.

Some of the voice dubbing feels off too. Some of the actors' words don't seem to be in time with their mouth movements.

But truly baffling is why the CGI for the Beast is so poor. At times, it would have been more convincing for Emma Watson to act with the 1991 animated version.

It is confusing because otherwise, the look of the film is stupendous.

This is old-school Hollywood lavish. 

The Beast's castle is stunning and the animated furniture looks great. In some scenes, you can almost feel the wonder. Too few scenes, sadly.

There are also aspects of the plot that make little sense, but as this is a fairy tale about finding love through Stockholm syndrome, you have to let some things pass.

While Watson has to carry much of the film, and while she does well, it would have been a real slog if it were not for Luke Evans stealing the show as town bully Gaston.

It is a shame they did not cast him as the Beast - Dan Stevens lacks presence as both Beast and the (supposedly) handsome prince.

But let us get to the character behind the fury - Josh Gad's LeFou, a sidekick who idolises his best pal (and tormentor) Gaston.

He is a sycophant. But at no point does he say he loves the guy. He's just the comic relief. A silliness. Not a world away from the 1991 cartoon version.

And that "gay moment" that has incensed so many? To call it a moment is like calling a minnow a whale.

Blink and you will miss it. It is essentially a smile.

What were you expecting? This is a Disney after all.

The irony, given the headlines, is that this remake is just too straight to stand out as its own beast.

Kids today may like it, but not in the way the now grown-up kids loved the animation.

SCORE: 3/5

MOVIE: Beauty And The Beast

STARRING: Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Josh Gad, Kevin Kline

DIRECTOR: Bill Condon

THE SKINNY: To save her father, town bookworm Belle (Watson) agrees to be taken prisoner by the fearsome Beast (Stevens) in his enchanted castle. There, she begins to fall for her captor. Meanwhile, self-obsessed hunter Gaston (Evans) wants to take Belle as his bride. Singing abounds.

RATING: PG