Movie Review: Bad Johnson (M18)
Call us old-fashioned, but we're rather sold on the idea of a man losing his family jewels as penance for cheating.
Personal trainer Rich Johnson (Cam Gigandet) blames his penis for making him cheat in relationships, with his latest victim being Jamie (Jamie Chung). When he wishes his member would leave him, it disappears from his body and becomes a sex-crazed ladies' man (Nick Thune).
What comes next is straight out of a frat boy movie: Porn, weed and trips to strip clubs.
Of course this comedy has some cringe-inducing scenes, like Rich's pants being pulled down in public, revealing that his bird has truly flown the nest.
There's some kind of lesson about learning to grow up and stop being a jerk - if you can look past the "Johnson" humour.