Not so black and white with Black Friday
New Balance is not down with TPP, yeah, you know me
I have a question: Do white supremacists celebrate Black Friday?
I'm asking because I was at Suntec City Mall two days ago, which happened to be Black Friday, and noticed that the New Balance store was having a Black Friday sale.
Wait a minute, I thought to myself.
Didn't I read recently that New Balance has become the footwear of choice for white supremacists?
And it's not because Hitler wore New Balance. (Or did he?)
As with many unsettling things happening in the world right now, it started after Mr Donald Trump was elected US president.
Welcoming the outcome, the New Balance vice-president of public affairs said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal: "The Obama administration turned a deaf ear to us and frankly, with President-elect Trump, we feel things are going to move in the right direction."
This upset some anti-Trump New Balance shoe owners so much that they shared videos of themselves throwing their New Balance retro kicks into the rubbish bin or setting the shoes on fire in protest.
Meanwhile, I still can't bear to throw my old shoes away even though they're so worn out that they look like they have already been set on fire.
The New Balance guy has since clarified that the company doesn't support Mr Trump per se, but is against the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP), which Mr Trump opposes - and Singapore supports.
Wait, does this mean that as a Singaporean, I should burn my New Balance shoes too? Nah, why bother? They already look burnt anyway.
The reason New Balance opposes the TPP is that the US company manufactures parts of its shoes in the US, and believes the TPP would doom American factories.
The company released this statement on Twitter: "Since 1906, we have carved our own path in being passionately committed to making things at our five factories in New England, even when nobody else did.
"New Balance and our thousands of employees around the world constantly strive to better our local communities."
Praising New Balance, a US blogger called The Daily Stormer wrote: "New Balance is making a gesture to support white people and to support US manufacturing. We need to support that.
"I see New Balances now becoming the official shoes of white people...
"This will be fantastic. We will be able to recognise one another by our sportswear."
Uh... can't white people already recognise one another just by, you know, being white?
MUTUAL RESPECT
Perhaps worried that something like this might turn off non-white people (who constitute quite a bit of the world's population) from buying its shoes, New Balance released another statement on Twitter: "New Balance does not tolerate bigotry or hate in any form…
"As a 110-year-old company with five factories in the US and thousands of employees worldwide from all races, genders, cultures and sexual orientations, New Balance is a values-driven organisation and culture that believes in humanity, integrity, community and mutual respect for people around the world."
This is probably why despite being the "official shoes of white people", New Balance didn't have a White Friday sale.
But why is it called Black Friday in the first place?
It's not because it's the day after the PSLE results are released and parents' faces turn black.
You know how I know PSLE doesn't matter?
Because when you apply for probably the best job in the world, which pays $20,000 for four hours of "work", Carlsberg doesn't ask for your T-score.
You just need to be over 18, have zero experience and really, really like Carlsberg beer.
Black Friday is also not the day retailers go from being "in the red" to being "in the black", even though this is a popular explanation.
According to History.com, the term "Black Friday" was first used in the 50s to describe the day after Thanksgiving (every last Thursday of November in the US) because of the chaos created by the hordes of shoppers.
Then "in the late 1980s… retailers found a way to reinvent Black Friday and turn it into something that reflected positively, rather than negatively, on them and their customers".
And voila, the "red to black" nonsense.
Even though Thanksgiving still hasn't quite caught on in Singapore yet (and why should it?), Black Friday is becoming like the year's third coming of the Great Singapore Sale two weeks after Singles' Day on Nov 11, the Orchard Road Business Association's resistance notwithstanding.
Which is why the New Balance store at Suntec is offering 20 per cent off storewide (including sale items) from Friday until today.
I may not be a white person despite my pale complexion, but I bought a pair of New Balance Zante 2 running shoes for $79 (down from $169) just to be ironic.
What colour are they?
Black and white, of course.
Act Blur will probably return on Monday, Dec 5. Probably.
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