Go with Sarah Paulson's red carpet glow

SARAH PAULSON (A-)

Premiere of Ocean's 8 in New York

Gown: Prada

Clutch: Not known

Radioactive truly rocks. The last time I saw this colour was on a highlighter during my school days, and I'm shocked how well the fluorescent yellow-green hue translates onto an actual gown. Paulson's got her glow (in the dark) on, and the result is unbelievably cool.

ANNE HATHAWAY (C+)

Premiere of Ocean's 8 in New York

Gown: Jean Paul Gaultier

Clutch: Jill Milan

There is volume, and there is circus tent. I'm sure this is totally comfortable and relaxing, but it is also a bit of a letdown for her big red carpet comeback. She should save it for her next pregnancy. Perhaps her food baby got out of control.

KAIA GERBER (D)

CFDA Fashion Awards in New York

Top and shorts: Alexander Wang

Yes, those are boxers paired with pantyhose. Only 16, and already a fashion victim. This is probably what they sleep in in supermodel prison. Or maybe it's just laundry day at mum Cindy Crawford's home.

GIGI HADID (D)

CFDA Fashion Awards in New York

Catsuit: Versace

Shoes: Stuart Weitzman

Poison Ivy has got nothing on this. Hadid would make a great villain from one of those Batman movies from the '90s. Her superpower? Making our retinas burn just by looking at her.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY (F)

CFDA Fashion Awards in New York

Top and pants: Altuzarra

Deconstruction and asymmetry may have been the idea of the jacket, but it just makes her look like she doesn't know how to wear it properly. And those lace-insert pants are an unnatural disaster that she needs immediate evacuation from.