Beng in Brazil: First Singaporean to lift this year's World Cup trophy in Brazil!
Wah bueh pai (not bad) uh, you all really like to see Ah Beng make it big si boh (is it)?
My post on becoming the number one Singaporean to run on to a Brazilian World Cup pitch (nyeh nyeh, faster than the slow no free sex ang moh Nil Humpfree) got almost 600 shares!
That's like the entire Ah Beng population in Hougang!
Thanks for all your sapok uh!
Anyway. My Ah Beng friends all congratulate me and say "You win liao loh, how to be more la wa (fancy) than this?"
#challengeaccepted #lightbulbtime
Ronaldo and Messi, Steven Jialat, Chubby, the Slut Ibrahimovic, your grandmother Neeahmar and Robben van Persie all will be so jealous of Ah Beng because I will be the first to do this before any of them.
Ah Beng will be the first Singaporean, and Asian, or any human being, to lift the World Cup trophy in a Brazilian stadium in this tournament.
Means I win even before the competition finish. Muahahahaha... Oi, mai qio (don't laugh at me) leh.
And it will not be just a Singapore victory.
Ah Bengs are very generous people so after I lift liao I will share the World Cup with the world!!! And make it a better place.
For you and for me and the entire human race.
Qio ho liao bueh (You done laughing)? Doubt me again?
My new Brazilian girlfriend Mariana, who is a bartender at the Estadio Itaquerao, brought me to the VIP area to eat, drink and stay warm. PHOTO: David Lee
Then watch how Ah Beng use the power of the Cup to make ang moh aunties laugh, the poor people with no tickets happy, police man smile (okay just a bit), big ang moh men sing like little girls, and xiao mei mei fall in love with Ah Beng, get free beer and even entry to the VIP area with my new Brazilian girlfriend!
A cup B cup C cup D cup or even E cup.
They all no fight with the World Cup.
If you stop laughing and think Ah Beng jin sud (very impressive), then help to share this post again.
Break 1,000 shares and I will show you Ah Beng personal secret collection of the top 10 chio bus (hot babes) I meet in Brazil in my next post!
Follow David Lee's Brazil adventures on tnp.sg/benginbrazil and on his Twitter account @davidLeeTNP and send him messages with the hashtag #benginBrazil
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